"When I grow up I want to be..."

Instead of listing the million hopes, dreams and goals that end this sentence, I'll work to accomplish them. Not possible, you may say, or I may even say, but it's worth a try. If I don't start somewhere, I'll have no where to go.
I ask you to join me on this crazy journey. Share your crazy stories, advice, wisdom, favorite quotes, jokes, anything. Share with the world what makes you, well, you! Enjoy!